WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, dude, what the heck is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is driving me insane. Can someone please explain before I lose it? Seriously In The Crap?! Dude, this is totally bullshit. I'm so pissed right now. It's like someone just threw